we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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