Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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