I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
zippers are such a cool invention
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I need water and some morals
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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