Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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