oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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