I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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