Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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