if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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