So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
