I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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