What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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