Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
