apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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