There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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