Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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