the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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