By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Randomize
