Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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