im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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