Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sober January is a disaster.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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