Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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