I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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