i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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