I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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