Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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