she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Two words: nipple clamps
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