We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
