Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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