There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i will never coherently bang her
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
