i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Randomize
