Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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