She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
