My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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