THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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