It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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