this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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