is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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