Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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