I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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