i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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