Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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