Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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