He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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