You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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