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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.

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• (310): View more from California

  Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

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  I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.

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• (631): View more from New York

  His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.

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  I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!

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• (714): View more from California

  I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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• (714): View more from California

  We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.

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  I'll wait.

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  It can also be a hat.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  cant one of your roommates drive you?

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  You came in my eye once. You owe me.

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  ill be there in 20

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