let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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