she was so not down for the gang bang
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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