Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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