i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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