it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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