I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have fence marks all over my body
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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