wat bout pragnant strippers??
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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