I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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