At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
