So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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