so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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