I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
